What's that you say? Endless hours of the following is boring?
Actually there can be a fair amount of excitement, Weld county is a hot bed of all kinds of wholesome American activities. For example, you have farming:
you've got drinking:
And not as popular but high on my list, you've got riding:
But it's not all fun and games out there. I know our educational system has some problems, but if people have to be warned about poorly performing kids, it's gotta be really bad:
Or maybe the sign is in reference to another problem?
Be careful, Weld county is full of barns! I don't think squirting a water bottle at zombies will work as well as it does on aggro farm dogs. (I apologize for the lame humor, the mind really wanders on those long rides).